So, I (Tiger Lily) rounded up the Quad and we did our first TMI Tuesday! I’m so proud of us. Seriously, it’s hard to get everyone to stop and do this. We hope you enjoy.
Note: We gave the answers without seeing each others’. It’s hilarious how alike and how different some of these answers are.
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1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
Tiger Lily: Sometime around Sunday night when finding my way to the vehicle in the dark.
Bear Claw: About 2 days ago.
Wounded Turtle: 2 weeks ago in the bedroom.
Prometheus/Gentle Dog: Last night.
2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
Lily: Alone or with my partners, 10. Around friends of legal age, 7. In any other context, 0-3.
Bear: 10 when I’m with the people I love.
Turtle: 7. Because I am comfortable being naked but then I hid my belly and I don’t like to see myself.
Theus: Um, 3. (prompted to give reason) Because I’m too skinny and “small”. (“What about around me or Turtle?”) That’s different.
3. What is the longest you’ve ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
Lily: Uhh. I’m not really sure. A couple of months or so. I’m sure Bear would call me out on this answer, though.
Bear: Weeks.
Turtle: Um, 2 weeks.
Theus: Seven years.
4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Lily: Not really intercourse, per se. I’ve given hand jobs, blow jobs, and received fingering. Definitely since I was a teenager (not really that long ago).
Bear: Does road head count?
Turtle: Yes, yes.
Theus: Yes and yes.
5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Lily: Haha. A little bit of alcohol, I suppose, yesterday evening.
Bear: Saturday, gotta love Smirnoff.
Turtle: This weekend.
Theus: Hahaha, yesterday.
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited
Lily: book, present, massage
Bear: eat, fuck, zombies
Turtle: organized, prepared, comfort
Theus: [Real full first name] (when said sexily by the right people). Dad (when said properly). Bonzai.
b) make you squirm
Lily: maggot, vomit, rap
Bear: incest, obese, mustard
Turtle: ready, tick, infection
Theus: “Drop your pants”.
c) make you laugh
Lily: magic teeth, cunny (Wow, it took me forever to think of this. I had help from Theus and Bear on this one. Weird since I laugh at everything).
Bear: sphincter, git-er-done, paynus
Turtle: pumpernickle, snickerdoodle, grapeseed
Theus: sphincter, boing, flatulent
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As an interesting sidenote about a tidbit Turtle told me after she finished giving me her answers:
‘Meh’ is going to be in the dictionary. Bleh! This news article says: The dictionary defines “meh” as an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring. Examples given by the dictionary include “the Canadian election was so meh.” I think that “meh” is just the same as “uh”, “um”, and “blah”. I don’t really see why it should be in the dictionary. Turtle, however, said: “All language is fluid, if you resist change then you resist life”. Then she linked me to this: Onomatopoeia. I suppose I can agree with that.
